I Borrow the Ipod of a Certain Almost-13-Year-Old Boy (Who Shall Remain Nameless), Put It on Shuffle, and Go for a Run

What are the odds that a random shuffle would produce these five songs in a row:

"Moby Dick" (Led Zeppelin),

"Jizz in My Pants" (The Lonely Island),

"Poker Face" (Lady Gaga),

"In Da Club" (50 cent), and

"My Dick" (Mickey Avalon) - Sorry, I tried, but all the lyrics wouldn't fit in my cartoon, above.

The Summer of Eat Pray Love

Why I write comedy. I think.

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