tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20801627133527842652024-03-12T21:55:44.440-07:00Blog-o-HausfrauLet your children go feral while you click around herein.Nicole Chaisonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12005932875609215620noreply@blogger.comBlogger19125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2080162713352784265.post-85561737857307955922011-10-07T16:37:00.000-07:002011-10-07T16:37:47.987-07:00Hipmama Radio!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-UzxHbP9NqrI/To-MzRBjVhI/AAAAAAAAASA/rhgPQDkbQGE/s1600/photo+of+nicole.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-UzxHbP9NqrI/To-MzRBjVhI/AAAAAAAAASA/rhgPQDkbQGE/s320/photo+of+nicole.jpg" width="219" /></a></div>The other night I got to talk to Lindsey Campbell, who hosts a weekly podcast for Hipmama radio. It was excellent. We talked about her recent trip to Nantucket to hobnob at a wedding with the rah-sha-sha elite at the Nantucket Yacht Club and about writing the Hausfrau zine and book and also the Hausfrau show, starring Bess Welden. Hear the podcast here: <span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">: <a href="http://www.thismanicmama.libsyn.com/ep27.mp3" style="color: #074d8f;" target="_blank">http://www.thismanicmama.<wbr></wbr>libsyn.com/ep27.mp3</a></span><div style="text-align: left;">Enjoy!</div>Nicole Chaisonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12005932875609215620noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2080162713352784265.post-55380059209995503382011-07-22T15:12:00.000-07:002011-08-14T05:53:30.031-07:00The Hausfrau Play in Freeport, Maine<div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #351c75; font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: x-large;"><i>The Passion of the Hausfrau</i>, the show!</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #38761d; font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;">the critics are raving:</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #990000;">Freeport Factory Stage</span> </span></b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> </span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #20124d; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">5 Depot Road, Freeport, ME </span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #20124d; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">For more info: <a href="http://www.freeportfactory.com/?page_id=41&event_id=34">click here for the freeport factory stage website</a> or call 207-865-5505</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #20124d; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">About the play: <a href="http://www.thehausfrauplay.com/">click here for the show website</a></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #20124d; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Tickets on sale soon!</span><br />
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<div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #990000; font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><b>I'll be there for the shows, signing the book. </b></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #990000; font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><b>Hope to see you there!</b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #20124d;"><a href="http://www.passionofthehausfrau.com/">www.passionofthehausfrau.com</a> or <a href="http://www.thehausfrau.com/">www.thehausfrau.com</a></span><br />
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<span style="color: black;">What are the odds that a random shuffle would produce these five songs in a row: </span></div></div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; clear: both; text-align: left;"><span style="color: black;"><br />
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<span style="color: black;"><span style="color: red;">"Moby Dick"</span> (Led Zeppelin), </span></div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; clear: both; text-align: left;"><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"><span style="color: red;">"</span><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4"><span style="color: red;">Jizz in My Pants</span></a><span style="color: black;"><span style="color: red;">"</span> (The Lonely Island), </span></div></div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; clear: both; text-align: left;"><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"><span style="color: red;">"</span><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bESGLojNYSo"><span style="color: red;">Poker Face</span></a><span style="color: black;"><span style="color: red;">"</span> (Lady Gaga), </span></div></div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; clear: both; text-align: left;"><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"><span style="color: red;">"</span><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qm8PH4xAss&feature=av2e"><span style="color: red;">In Da Club</span></a><span style="color: black;"><span style="color: red;">"</span> (50 cent), and </span></div></div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; clear: both; text-align: left;"><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"><span style="color: red;">"</span><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Muj26g3eugU"><span style="color: red;">My Dick</span></a><span style="color: black;"><span style="color: red;">"</span> (Mickey Avalon) - Sorry, I tried, but all the lyrics wouldn't fit in my cartoon, above.</span></div></div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"><br />
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</div>Nicole Chaisonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12005932875609215620noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2080162713352784265.post-77753403544128018702010-08-21T12:22:00.000-07:002010-08-21T12:24:18.753-07:00The Summer of Eat Pray Love<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5K_bkYxOYOc/THAnyllJMwI/AAAAAAAAAO8/6Dx0dQQQ41w/s1600/beach1.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 353px; height: 400px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5K_bkYxOYOc/THAnyllJMwI/AAAAAAAAAO8/6Dx0dQQQ41w/s400/beach1.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5507946094308963074" /></a>Nicole Chaisonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12005932875609215620noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2080162713352784265.post-67943093727345174002010-08-09T14:33:00.000-07:002010-08-09T14:35:41.112-07:00Why I write comedy. I think.<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_5K_bkYxOYOc/TGB0lYkoPAI/AAAAAAAAAO0/kwfTmYsPZhY/s1600/thought+for+the+day.jpeg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 215px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_5K_bkYxOYOc/TGB0lYkoPAI/AAAAAAAAAO0/kwfTmYsPZhY/s400/thought+for+the+day.jpeg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5503526930246810626" /></a>Nicole Chaisonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12005932875609215620noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2080162713352784265.post-77876000540501506782010-08-05T14:44:00.000-07:002010-08-05T14:49:12.528-07:00Planet Dog<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5K_bkYxOYOc/TFsw03UN0jI/AAAAAAAAAOs/S1j7YuVQMwo/s1600/theplanet+dog.jpg"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 400px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 302px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5502045054523265586" border="0" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5K_bkYxOYOc/TFsw03UN0jI/AAAAAAAAAOs/S1j7YuVQMwo/s1600/theplanet+dog.jpg" /></a>Nicole Chaisonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12005932875609215620noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2080162713352784265.post-70539350886389270482010-05-31T05:26:00.000-07:002010-05-31T09:12:21.681-07:00Bravely Be You!<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5K_bkYxOYOc/TAOrq5050JI/AAAAAAAAALc/-Z0UggQT2XY/s1600/intro+bravery.jpg"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 400px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 285px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5477410325378224274" border="0" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5K_bkYxOYOc/TAOrq5050JI/AAAAAAAAALc/-Z0UggQT2XY/s1600/intro+bravery.jpg" /></a><br /><div><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5K_bkYxOYOc/TAOrjVAbSbI/AAAAAAAAALU/J7ecTzTvJiY/s1600/one+bravery.jpg"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 400px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 218px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5477410195235359154" border="0" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5K_bkYxOYOc/TAOrjVAbSbI/AAAAAAAAALU/J7ecTzTvJiY/s1600/one+bravery.jpg" /></a><br /><br /><div><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_5K_bkYxOYOc/TAOrbOgxOPI/AAAAAAAAALM/O6FOrfNXVmk/s1600/two+bravery.jpg"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 400px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 258px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5477410056053012722" border="0" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_5K_bkYxOYOc/TAOrbOgxOPI/AAAAAAAAALM/O6FOrfNXVmk/s1600/two+bravery.jpg" /></a><b>Click on the images to make them bigger.</b><br /><br /><br /><div><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5K_bkYxOYOc/TAOrOQHG1NI/AAAAAAAAALE/Nykb5IxE5iQ/s1600/threebravery.jpg"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 400px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 248px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5477409833143948498" border="0" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5K_bkYxOYOc/TAOrOQHG1NI/AAAAAAAAALE/Nykb5IxE5iQ/s1600/threebravery.jpg" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><div></div></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#990000;">I wrote this comic in response to the question posed after reading my friend Peggy Moss's book, </span><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#990000;">One of Us</span></i></b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#990000;">, with Dora. I asked Dora what the book was about, and she said, "A girl who is brave because she tries hard to be herself." I thought about ways I might be brave, and realized that I am bravest when I am writing. </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#990000;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#333333;">Peggy's book is great. I loved reading it with my eight-year old girl.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#333333;"><br /></span></div><div><b><i><a href="http://www.tilburyhouse.com/childrens/one-of-us.htm"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#333333;">One of Us</span></a></i></b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#333333;"> by Peggy Moss</span></div></div></div>Nicole Chaisonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12005932875609215620noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2080162713352784265.post-16661804858125510362010-05-19T13:42:00.001-07:002010-05-31T09:36:14.371-07:00<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_5K_bkYxOYOc/S_VC-Qs3dmI/AAAAAAAAAK8/Rw95gIMAF4s/s1600/cover+pub+for+blog.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5473354559541180002" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 190px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 320px" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_5K_bkYxOYOc/S_VC-Qs3dmI/AAAAAAAAAK8/Rw95gIMAF4s/s320/cover+pub+for+blog.jpg" border="0" /></a> <span style="font-size:130%;color:#009900;"><strong><span style="color:#336666;">The seventh anniversary issue is</span> <span style="color:#cc33cc;">here</span><span style="color:#336666;">!</span><br /><span style="color:#336666;">It's</span> <span style="color:#cc33cc;">queer</span><span style="color:#336666;">!</span></strong></span><div><span style="font-size:130%;color:#009900;"><strong><span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#336666;"><br /></span><span style="color:#336666;">Get it at:</span></strong></span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#336666;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><a href="http://www.longfellowbooks.com/">Longfellow Books</a></b></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#336666;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><a href="http://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&ie=UTF8&q=material+objects+portland+maine&fb=1&gl=us&hq=material+objects&hnear=portland+maine&view=map&cid=837285497381433651&iwloc=A&ved=0CEYQpQY&sa=X&ei=NOUDTO6xD4PwM8Sv4N0I">Material Objects</a></b></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#336666;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><br /></b></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#336666;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CC33CC;">Subscribers</span>: the issue's being mailed out to you this week. Thank you for your patience!</b></span></span></div></div>Nicole Chaisonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12005932875609215620noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2080162713352784265.post-18079672542659808632010-02-17T18:06:00.000-08:002010-05-20T12:07:32.747-07:00<div><span style="font-size:130%;color:#6666cc;">Will the Hausfrau undergo a complete metamorhphosis, or will she be doomed to live out the rest of her days as a silk moth larva?</span></div><br /><div><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:180%;color:#cc66cc;"><a href="http://thehausfraublog.blogspot.com/p/subscription-department-hausfrau-muthah.html"><span style="color:#336666;">Subscribe now!</span></a> </span></div><br /><div><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:180%;color:#cc66cc;"></span></div><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5K_bkYxOYOc/S6ICNCQkrFI/AAAAAAAAAKU/540rId6ue1w/s1600-h/willa+ad.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5449920922039659602" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 269px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 400px" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5K_bkYxOYOc/S6ICNCQkrFI/AAAAAAAAAKU/540rId6ue1w/s400/willa+ad.jpg" border="0" /></a> <span style="font-family:arial;color:#336666;">Be a <strong>Hausfrau Sponsor</strong>. Like Willa Vennema at </span><span style="font-family:arial;"><span style="color:#663366;"><strong><span style="color:#336666;">The</span> Creative Playhouse.</strong></span></span> <div><strong><span style="font-family:Arial;"><span style="color:#cc33cc;">Contact me for more info: </span><a href="mailto:thehausfrau@gmail.com"><span style="color:#336666;">thehausfrau@gmail.com</span></a></span></strong></div><div><strong><span style="font-family:Arial;color:#663366;"></span></strong></div><div><strong><span style="font-family:Arial;color:#663366;"></span></strong></div><div><strong><span style="font-family:Arial;color:#663366;"></span></strong></div><div><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;color:#663366;"></span></div><div><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;color:#663366;"></span></div>Nicole Chaisonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12005932875609215620noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2080162713352784265.post-83162358886065065312009-12-02T02:31:00.000-08:002009-12-02T02:33:42.214-08:00Metamorphosis Interruptus, page 4<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_5K_bkYxOYOc/SxZCJ0pzrtI/AAAAAAAAAIA/wGMQ41zNZSE/s1600-h/page+9+interruption.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_5K_bkYxOYOc/SxZCJ0pzrtI/AAAAAAAAAIA/wGMQ41zNZSE/s1600/page+9+interruption.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5410584738852482770" /></a>Nicole Chaisonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12005932875609215620noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2080162713352784265.post-23541563301643207362009-11-30T02:29:00.000-08:002009-11-30T02:31:30.043-08:00Metamorphosis Interruptus, page 3<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_5K_bkYxOYOc/SxOe1ihHknI/AAAAAAAAAH4/Z4G5htv_9l0/s1600/page+8+interruption.jpg"><img style=" CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5409842220038066802" border="0" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_5K_bkYxOYOc/SxOe1ihHknI/AAAAAAAAAH4/Z4G5htv_9l0/s1600/page+8+interruption.jpg" /></a><br /><div></div>Nicole Chaisonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12005932875609215620noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2080162713352784265.post-67941312070091665872009-11-28T07:19:00.000-08:002009-11-28T07:23:55.426-08:00Metamorphosis Interruptus, page 2<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5K_bkYxOYOc/SxE_rxV_1qI/AAAAAAAAAHw/cReSX29us6c/s1600/page+7+interruption.jpg"><img style="CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5409174648661202594" border="0" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5K_bkYxOYOc/SxE_rxV_1qI/AAAAAAAAAHw/cReSX29us6c/s1600/page+7+interruption.jpg" /></a>Nicole Chaisonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12005932875609215620noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2080162713352784265.post-67722358153197007962009-11-24T03:50:00.000-08:002009-11-24T14:43:20.321-08:00Metamorphosis Interruptus<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_5K_bkYxOYOc/SwxhabX3pQI/AAAAAAAAAHo/pJSQa1yhTms/s1600/page+6+interruption.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_5K_bkYxOYOc/SwxhabX3pQI/AAAAAAAAAHo/pJSQa1yhTms/s1600/page+6+interruption.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5407804359217489154" /></a>Nicole Chaisonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12005932875609215620noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2080162713352784265.post-49496819655537780002009-11-10T08:17:00.000-08:002009-11-10T08:28:24.115-08:00La Verite C'est Mal, page 5<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_5K_bkYxOYOc/SvmUPZBGlrI/AAAAAAAAAHA/ocyumHgfrFc/s1600-h/hausfrau+blog+page+5+metamorphosis.JPG"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_5K_bkYxOYOc/SvmUPZBGlrI/AAAAAAAAAHA/ocyumHgfrFc/s1600/hausfrau+blog+page+5+metamorphosis.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5402512220142081714" /></a>Nicole Chaisonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12005932875609215620noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2080162713352784265.post-44979354644006135372009-10-31T11:52:00.000-07:002009-10-31T11:59:47.903-07:00Hausfrau Rejected by Lovely Planet, page 4<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_5K_bkYxOYOc/SuyJB3bVSjI/AAAAAAAAAGo/MlQfwrpl3X0/s1600-h/page+4.jpg"><img style=" CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5398840718461848114" border="0" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_5K_bkYxOYOc/SuyJB3bVSjI/AAAAAAAAAGo/MlQfwrpl3X0/s1600/page+4.jpg" /></a><br /><div><br /><br /><div></div></div>Nicole Chaisonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12005932875609215620noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2080162713352784265.post-83441726784829981602009-10-23T12:00:00.000-07:002009-10-31T12:08:46.617-07:00Page 3, Hausfrau Larva Scorned by Hubby<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_5K_bkYxOYOc/SuyLKNYQD8I/AAAAAAAAAGw/2Ju7HY6f1Hw/s1600-h/page+3+hf+metamorphosis.jpg"><img style=" CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5398843060816711618" border="0" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_5K_bkYxOYOc/SuyLKNYQD8I/AAAAAAAAAGw/2Ju7HY6f1Hw/s1600/page+3+hf+metamorphosis.jpg" /></a>Nicole Chaisonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12005932875609215620noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2080162713352784265.post-27440050688769389462009-10-12T10:06:00.000-07:002010-01-15T04:14:59.599-08:00HAUSFRAU METAMORPHOSIS, page 2<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5K_bkYxOYOc/StNiV_3k84I/AAAAAAAAAF4/4mOi-u-AkBY/s1600-h/page+two.jpg"><img style="WIDTH: 507px; HEIGHT: 798px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5391761308953932674" border="0" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5K_bkYxOYOc/StNiV_3k84I/AAAAAAAAAF4/4mOi-u-AkBY/s1600/page+two.jpg" width="488" height="808" /></a>Nicole Chaisonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12005932875609215620noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2080162713352784265.post-40934310642179347272009-09-28T10:28:00.000-07:002010-01-15T04:14:15.015-08:00HAUSFRAU METAMORPHOSIS, page 1<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_5K_bkYxOYOc/SrpbB4f75II/AAAAAAAAACc/TOqDuKe9dng/s1600-h/page+one.jpg"><img style="CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5384716392379180162" border="0" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_5K_bkYxOYOc/SrpbB4f75II/AAAAAAAAACc/TOqDuKe9dng/s1600/page+one.jpg" width="520" height="865" /></a>Nicole Chaisonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12005932875609215620noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2080162713352784265.post-19855383464945591252009-01-01T10:21:00.000-08:002010-03-05T10:44:41.369-08:00The Zine Archives<table border="0" cellpadding="3"><tbody><tr><td valign="top"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5K_bkYxOYOc/Srpold_oZEI/AAAAAAAAACk/KgZ9RfD9fzg/s1600-h/issue1pink-709967.jpg"><img style="WIDTH: 136px; HEIGHT: 200px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5384731297390814274" border="0" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5K_bkYxOYOc/Srpold_oZEI/AAAAAAAAACk/KgZ9RfD9fzg/s200/issue1pink-709967.jpg" /></a><b><br /></b></td><td valign="top"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold" class="Apple-style-span">ISSUE 1, SPRING 2003<br />THE MAMA BEAR ISSUE</span><br /><ul><li>She's Coming Out of Hibernation, and Boy Is She Pissed!</li><li>What to Do When You Have Kids and Feel Overwhlemed by How Fucked Up Everything Is</li><li>Daily Humiliations: How It Came To Be That I Swallowed a Vaginal Suppository</li><li>Deconstructing Babe by Grace Maselli</li><li>Voyage of the Damned: A Christmastime Train Ride through Hell at the Narrow Gauge Railroad</li><li>Maternal Guilt Trips</li><li>People Who Need to Be Severely Punished</li><li>Shopping with Kids: Or Why Valium Appeals</li><li>Interview with Brenda Surabian, Homebirth Midwife</li></ul></td></tr><tr><td valign="top"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_5K_bkYxOYOc/SrpqTDWL-rI/AAAAAAAAACs/7w1xIEOvs8k/s1600-h/issue2orange-705514.jpg"><img style="WIDTH: 136px; HEIGHT: 200px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5384733180023274162" border="0" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_5K_bkYxOYOc/SrpqTDWL-rI/AAAAAAAAACs/7w1xIEOvs8k/s200/issue2orange-705514.jpg" /></a></td><td valign="top"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold" class="Apple-style-span">ISSUE 2, FALL 2003<br />HOME RENOVATION</span><br /><ul><li>Day-to-Day Coping in a Squalid Construction Site</li><li>Daily Humiliations: How It Came to Be that I Sat in Cat Diarrhea</li><li>Hausfrau Survival: Delegate Housework by Grace Maselli</li><li>Daily Dilemma: I Need to Pee But How? How Can I Void My Bladder?</li><li>People Who Need to be Severely Punished</li><li>Interview with Ayun Halliday and Ayun's Tips on Surviving Long, Cold, House-Bound Winters with Kids</li></ul></td></tr><tr><td valign="top"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_5K_bkYxOYOc/SrptsCxyEjI/AAAAAAAAAC0/_zdltSttpJ0/s1600-h/issue3yellow-799462.jpg"><img style="WIDTH: 131px; HEIGHT: 200px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5384736907902194226" border="0" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_5K_bkYxOYOc/SrptsCxyEjI/AAAAAAAAAC0/_zdltSttpJ0/s200/issue3yellow-799462.jpg" /></a></td><td><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">ISSUE 3, WINTER 2004<br />THE SPIRITUAL JOURNEY OF PARENTHOOD</span><br /><ul><li>A Journey of Pestilence: The Hausfrau Guide to Lice Eradication</li><li>Reflections on Motherhood: Art by Deborah Klotz Paris</li><li>My Li'l Guru: Why My Kids Are My Spiritual Teachers</li><li>The Power of Frau!</li><li>Long Day's Journey Into Night (with a newborn) by Christine Murray</li><li>Getting Religion by Peggy Moss</li><li>People Who Need to Be Sternly Talked To</li><li>Daily Humiliations: How It Came to Be that I Cleaned Maggots Out from Under the Cover of My Toddler's Car Seat</li><li>MONSTERFRAU!: Hell Hath No Fury Like a Hausfrau with No Serotonin</li></ul></td></tr><tr><td valign="top"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5K_bkYxOYOc/Srpts8lByYI/AAAAAAAAAC8/mdQEW9DaQ_4/s1600-h/issue4green-730296.jpg"><img style="WIDTH: 133px; HEIGHT: 200px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5384736923417954690" border="0" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5K_bkYxOYOc/Srpts8lByYI/AAAAAAAAAC8/mdQEW9DaQ_4/s200/issue4green-730296.jpg" /></a></td><td><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">ISSUE 4, SPRING 2004<br />THE HAUSDADDY ISSUE</span><br /><ul><li>I Stay Home with My Kids, and You Suck! by David Hilton</li><li>Hausfrau Confessions: How It Came to Be That My Two-Year Old Gave Herself a Bath in the Sink</li><li>Bed-Time Banter: The Birth of Sire Magazine</li><li>Little House in the Suburbs by John Bliss</li><li>Hausfrau Expose: The Portland Flower Show--Fragrant, Bizarre, Unfun</li><li>Being Around by Stona Fitch</li><li>HomeDad Outlaw: A Cartoon by Chip Edgar</li><li>Interview with WMPG's HomeDad: Chip Edgar</li><li>People Who Need to Be Severely Punished</li><li>How I Became a Stay-at-Home-Dad by Carl King</li><li>What Is True Co-Parenting? An Exploration of Bean Counting, Gender Roles, and Male Lactation by Sam Stegeman</li></ul></td></tr><tr><td valign="top"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5K_bkYxOYOc/SrpttPrIz_I/AAAAAAAAADE/vm60R61As3c/s1600-h/issue5blue-782621.jpg"><img style="WIDTH: 136px; HEIGHT: 200px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5384736928543854578" border="0" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5K_bkYxOYOc/SrpttPrIz_I/AAAAAAAAADE/vm60R61As3c/s200/issue5blue-782621.jpg" /></a></td><td><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">ISSUE 5, FALL 2004<br />THE UNSPOKEN ISSUE</span><br /><ul><li>I Hate My Playgroup by Anonymous Murray</li><li>Miah Drowning by Brenda Surabian</li><li>A Letter to My Son by Sharon DeFala</li><li>Fast Walking and Other Parental Crimes by Lee Snodgrass</li><li>Our Favorite Troublemaking Homedad Takes on the Boy Scouts by David Hilton</li><li>Hausfrau Holiday! Chock Full O' Dead Critters!</li><li>Pro-Choice Tear-Out Coloring Book</li><li>The Anonymous Interview</li><li>Every Stick a Gun</li><li>Trends in Modern Fiction by A.K. Adams</li><li>But I Wanted a Girl! by Kate Haas</li><li>People Who Need to Be Severely Punished</li></ul></td></tr><tr><td valign="top"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_5K_bkYxOYOc/SrpttohZqWI/AAAAAAAAADM/Rc_yWsNlhsY/s1600-h/issue6purple-727963.jpg"><img style="WIDTH: 136px; HEIGHT: 200px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5384736935213902178" border="0" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_5K_bkYxOYOc/SrpttohZqWI/AAAAAAAAADM/Rc_yWsNlhsY/s200/issue6purple-727963.jpg" /></a></td><td><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">ISSUE 6, WINTER 2005<br />THE BLAAAAARGH! ISSUE</span><br /><ul><li>A Post-Pneumonia, Post-Election Sputum Fest</li><li>How W. Ruined My Sex Life by Leah Coplon</li><li>Cher! A Hausfrau Photo Essay</li><li>Parenting as Performance Art by Chester Nashvegas</li><li>Hausfrau Holiday Bake-Off: Another Portrait that Norman Rockwell Forgot to Paint</li><li>Interview with the Sketch-a-Chick, Marijane Brink</li><li>Hausfrau Thanksgiving</li><li>People Who Need to Be Severely Punished</li><li>Regrettable Parenting Moments</li><li>What I Wouldn't Give for My Old Body by Sharon DeFala</li><li>Centerfold by Tanya Boggs</li></ul></td></tr><tr><td valign="top"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5K_bkYxOYOc/SrptuCCcCRI/AAAAAAAAADU/KbrpfKIPuTA/s1600-h/issue7red-727932.jpg"><img style="WIDTH: 137px; HEIGHT: 200px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5384736942063356178" border="0" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5K_bkYxOYOc/SrptuCCcCRI/AAAAAAAAADU/KbrpfKIPuTA/s200/issue7red-727932.jpg" /></a></td><td><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">ISSUE 7, SUMMER 2005<br />THE (LACK OF) SEX ISSUE</span><br /><ul><li>There is Nothing Sexier than Doing the Dishes...Except Vacuuming by Stacey Greenberg</li><li>The Soundtrack of Your Vasectomy by Misha Angrist</li><li>A First Date for Hausfrau</li><li>A Period Piece by Jen Marvelous</li><li>People Who Need to Be Severely Punished</li><li>Four Phases by Sharon DeFala</li><li>Daily Humiliations: How It Came to Be that I Cleaned Cat Diarrhea Off a Hammer</li><li>Milk by Raye Tibbits</li><li>The Anonymous Poll (for Lynne)</li><li>Gallery of Hausfrau Turn-Offs</li><li>The Best Freakin' Mac 'n' Cheese in the World</li><li>No Sex Please, We're Reading by A.K. Adams</li></ul>Centerfold by Lisa Bowe</td></tr><tr><td valign="top"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_5K_bkYxOYOc/SrpxVa1ei7I/AAAAAAAAADc/RUUl2yk-l0g/s1600-h/issue8salmon-778109.jpg"><img style="WIDTH: 133px; HEIGHT: 200px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5384740917269662642" border="0" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_5K_bkYxOYOc/SrpxVa1ei7I/AAAAAAAAADc/RUUl2yk-l0g/s200/issue8salmon-778109.jpg" /></a></td><td><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">ISSUE 8, THE DARK MONTHS 2005/2006<br />LOSS AND OTHER NATURAL DISASTERS</span><br /><ul><li>Heritage Days by Raye Tibbits</li><li>The Apocalyptic Hausfrau: How It Came to Be that My Head Nearly Exploded Whilst I Drove South on I-95 During a Deluge</li><li>Photographs, Cover, and Centerfold by Tanya Boggs</li><li>Losing the Delusion of Permanence (or How We Got to Sri Lanka) by Peggy Moss</li><li>People Who Need to Be Severely Punished</li><li>The Adventures of Lobotomommy by Christine Murray</li><li>Regrettable Parenting Moments</li><li>Mass Murder in the Bathrom Sink by Jennifer Lewis</li><li>Like a Steam Locomotive by Tom Davies</li><li>My Li'l Guru</li><li>The End: A Carton by Jennifer Lunden</li><li>The Year of Magical Thinking: A Book Review by A.K. Adams</li></ul></td></tr><tr><td valign="top"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5K_bkYxOYOc/Srpy1F6xfxI/AAAAAAAAAEU/NrL3rQoSxSk/s1600-h/badmuthahcoverissue9.1.jpg"><img style="WIDTH: 129px; HEIGHT: 200px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5384742560922173202" border="0" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5K_bkYxOYOc/Srpy1F6xfxI/AAAAAAAAAEU/NrL3rQoSxSk/s200/badmuthahcoverissue9.1.jpg" /></a></td><td><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">ISSUE 9, SPRING 2006<br />THE BAD MUTHAH ISSUE</span><br /><ul><li>My Mother's Gift: The "Must Beat Romo" Supplement</li><li>"Coffee" by Raye Tibbitts</li><li>"A Heart that's a Whore: The Beautiful, Devastating Patricide of Martha Wainwright" by Misha Angrist</li><li>Cover art and illustrations by Leticia Plate</li><li>Centerfold photograph by Tanya Boggs</li><li>The (Not Completely) Anonymous Poll</li><li>"New Orleans Update" by Vanessa Torres</li><li>"Me Time" by Stacey Greenberg</li><li>"Pot 'n' Kettle" by Sharon DeFala</li><li>"Parenting Challenges" by Kelly Burns</li><li>"From Sri Lanka" by Peggy Moss</li><li>"Rage" by Grace Maselli</li><li>"The Accidental": Do Bad Mothers make Good Fiction? by A.K. Adams</li></ul></td></tr><tr><td valign="top"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5K_bkYxOYOc/Srpy0q6y76I/AAAAAAAAAEM/eITxnLpH5kQ/s1600-h/unhipmamacoverissue10.1.jpg"><img style="WIDTH: 125px; HEIGHT: 200px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5384742553674510242" border="0" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5K_bkYxOYOc/Srpy0q6y76I/AAAAAAAAAEM/eITxnLpH5kQ/s200/unhipmamacoverissue10.1.jpg" /></a></td><td><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">ISSUE 10, FALL 2006<br />THE UN-HIP MAMA ISSUE</span><br /><ul><li>Unhip piercings & tattoos</li><li>Daily humiliations</li><li>Regrettable parenting moments</li><li>Big, floppy tushies</li><li>Tales o' urinary incontinence (super sexy!)</li><li>Cover by Leticia Plate</li><li>"I bought an SUV" by Kate McDade</li><li>Centerfold photos by Lisa Goodfellow Bowe</li><li>"My nightmare flight across the country with two small children" by Sharon DeFala</li><li>"Dianne" by Delia Macdonald</li><li>"Ode to my breastpump" by Raye Tibbitts</li><li>"Goin' with the flowbee" by Elisabeth Wilkins Lombardo</li></ul></td></tr><tr><td valign="top"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_5K_bkYxOYOc/Srpx8RYR47I/AAAAAAAAAEE/vJCgRF99elc/s1600-h/issue11feelgoodcovermagenta-733845.jpg"><img style="WIDTH: 130px; HEIGHT: 200px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5384741584746177458" border="0" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_5K_bkYxOYOc/Srpx8RYR47I/AAAAAAAAAEE/vJCgRF99elc/s200/issue11feelgoodcovermagenta-733845.jpg" /></a></td><td><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">ISSUE 11, WINTER 2007<br />THE FEEL GOOD ISSUE</span><br /><ul><li>"How it Came to Be that I Was Bitch-Slapped by the Parenting Gods in the Seasonal Aisle of CVS"</li><li>"Pump and Drive" (a breastpump fiasco) by Lindsay Sterling</li><li>"The Mother of Poetry" by Raye Tibbitts</li><li>Cover art by Jeremy Hutchins</li><li>"It's All Part of My Rock 'n' Roll Fantasy" by Misha Angrist</li><li>"Regrettable Parenting Moments"</li><li>"Feelin' Good about Vomit" by Leah Coplon "Soccer Mom! A Celebration" by Bess Welden</li><li>Book reviews by A.K. Adams: Bad Faith, Suite Francais, Lovely Green Eyes, and A Woman in Berlin: Eight Weeks in a Conquered City</li><li>"Feeling Bad about Not Feeling Good" by Cree Hale Krull</li><li>Movie Reviews by George Chaison-Lapine: Charlotte's Web, Austin Powers, and It's a Wonderful Life</li></ul></td></tr><tr><td valign="top"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_5K_bkYxOYOc/Srpx7uwVYeI/AAAAAAAAAD8/7woWQpYUU3Y/s1600-h/sirecoverred1-736286.jpg"><img style="WIDTH: 136px; HEIGHT: 200px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5384741575451828706" border="0" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_5K_bkYxOYOc/Srpx7uwVYeI/AAAAAAAAAD8/7woWQpYUU3Y/s200/sirecoverred1-736286.jpg" /></a></td><td><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">ISSUE 12, SPRING-SUMMER 2007<br />THE SIRE! MAGAZINE ISSUE</span><br /><ul><li>Man Kamp! The Men! The Meat! The Mayhem! (an exclusive interview with Mike Dank)</li><li>Frank Sex Talk with Lynne</li><li>Hausfrau Redux! I Take a Bite out of the Big Apple!</li><li>Weird Food Combos at the James Beard Awards!</li><li>With writing by favorite dads: Stona Fitch, Cree Hale Krull, Rob Wilder, Alan Parowski, and Bruce Triggs</li><li>Dreams from My Father -- Hausfrau's first color centerfold by Jeremy Hutchins</li></ul></td></tr><tr><td valign="top"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5K_bkYxOYOc/Srpx7BHpvxI/AAAAAAAAAD0/XK4CLMSpKH8/s1600-h/number13cover-757476.jpg"><img style="WIDTH: 132px; HEIGHT: 200px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5384741563201601298" border="0" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5K_bkYxOYOc/Srpx7BHpvxI/AAAAAAAAAD0/XK4CLMSpKH8/s200/number13cover-757476.jpg" /></a></td><td><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">ISSUE 13, FALL/WINTER 2007 - 2008<br />THE MESSINIESS OF LIFE ISSUE</span><br /><ul><li>Cover by Jen Judd-McGee</li><li>Lice Redux!</li><li>"If You Give a Mom a Cup of Coffee" by Brooke Williams</li><li>Unhappy Lice-Ridden Snowman, photo by Amy Winton</li><li>"The Strange Case of Dr. M""My Life. My Mess. My Chaos. My Choice. Is Chaos" by Peggy Moss</li><li>"It's a Miracle! Bra!"</li><li>"Losing My Pseudo-Religion" by Misha Angrist</li><li>"Hausfrau Holiday Bake-Off: Another Portrait that Norman Rockwell Forgot to Paint"</li></ul></td></tr><tr><td valign="top"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_5K_bkYxOYOc/Srpx657UHoI/AAAAAAAAADs/lDJ8El6mOzU/s1600-h/hf14cover-745349.jpg"><img style="WIDTH: 128px; HEIGHT: 200px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5384741561270804098" border="0" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_5K_bkYxOYOc/Srpx657UHoI/AAAAAAAAADs/lDJ8El6mOzU/s200/hf14cover-745349.jpg" /></a></td><td><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">ISSUE 14, FALL 2008, THE BIRTH 'n' SEX DOUBLE ISSUE</span><br /><ul><li>"How It Came to Be that I Gave Birth in a Utility Closet"</li><li>Interview with China Marents: She Gave Birth to the Mama Zine</li><li>"How It Came to Be that I Gave Birth in a Cattle Trough"</li><li>Stories by Brooke Williams, Dan Kolbert, and Raye Tibbitts</li><li>"How It Came to Be that I Attempted to Give Myself a Six-Month-Long Epidural"</li><li>Centerfold comix by Jeremy Hutchins</li><li>"My Knuckles Brushed Bill Clinton's Junk" by Jake McNally</li><li>"Hausfrau Fantasies"</li><li>Interview with Sex Goddess, Susie Bright</li><li>Gina Rourke of Nomia</li><li>Man Kamp Redux: Interview with Mike Dank</li></ul></td></tr><tr><td valign="top"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_5K_bkYxOYOc/Srpx6bY5FII/AAAAAAAAADk/CpUHKECF6Ss/s1600-h/hf-cover-15-european-734169.jpg"><img style="WIDTH: 132px; HEIGHT: 200px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5384741553073362050" border="0" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_5K_bkYxOYOc/Srpx6bY5FII/AAAAAAAAADk/CpUHKECF6Ss/s200/hf-cover-15-european-734169.jpg" /></a></td><td><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">ISSUE 15, MARCH 2009, THE EUROPEAN ISSUE</span><br />One humungous hausfrauian comic (40 pages long, folks) about our trip to Europe.<br /><br />Chock full o':<br /><ul><li>bacon</li><li>hot EMTs</li><li>Italian soldiers</li><li>a man with pumpkin-colored pants</li><li>horse meat</li><li>saints and shiksas</li><li>cliffhanger action and with special guest stars Leslie Oster and Ms. A.B.</li></ul></td></tr></tbody></table>Nicole Chaisonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12005932875609215620noreply@blogger.com0