The Hausfrau Play in Freeport, Maine

The Passion of the Hausfrau, the show!

the critics are raving:

Freeport Factory Stage   
5 Depot Road, Freeport, ME   
For more info: click here for the freeport factory stage website or call 207-865-5505
About the play: click here for the show website
Tickets on sale soon!

I'll be there for the shows, signing the book. 
Hope to see you there!

www.passionofthehausfrau.com  or  www.thehausfrau.com

I Borrow the Ipod of a Certain Almost-13-Year-Old Boy (Who Shall Remain Nameless), Put It on Shuffle, and Go for a Run

What are the odds that a random shuffle would produce these five songs in a row:

"Moby Dick" (Led Zeppelin),

"Jizz in My Pants" (The Lonely Island),

"Poker Face" (Lady Gaga),

"In Da Club" (50 cent), and

"My Dick" (Mickey Avalon) - Sorry, I tried, but all the lyrics wouldn't fit in my cartoon, above.

The Summer of Eat Pray Love